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So, I Rant...
The myth, the man, the legend.
Mattimus Rex
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Apparently I'm Good Luck Chuck... - 4:17 PM 8/3/2008
Posted by Linux6Root on Sunday, August 03 @ 15:25:00 CDT (503 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| So, In a heavily alcohol induced stooper friday, I came to the realization that every chick I have slept with (that I still talk to or hear about, for comfirmation at least) is either a) married, or b) engaged.
From this, I have drawn the following conclusions...
Either I have a strangely magical weiner (which I agree would be awesome) or I am such an asshole that the next upright walking turd that passes, qualifies as a life mate.
Taking both into consideration, I couldn't really care which one is accurate. However, I add, boinking Mattimus is now scientifically proven to make everyone happy.
So, let's get lucky.
En route to a beer,
The Big Guy
P.S. as a subnote, I do not know how I got to my bed Friday night, pantless. Hmmm, substance abuse can be fun.
Additionally. I've been thinking of a So, I Rant... come back, perhaps substance induced webcam rants... But who knows, I have too many projects as is.
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Greetings from the East Side - 10:11 PM 9/23/2007
Posted by Linux6Root on Sunday, September 23 @ 21:27:00 CDT (736 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Howdy, howdy, howdy fuckin' partners...
So, I've super busy with all the house bullshit, moving, fightin' with the handy man at the apt. complex... The usual.
Now that the dust is clearing, I'm trying to get moved into the house.
So, for those of you that give a shit, here's the new house...
Mmmm, 6,300 sq feet of good old fashioned ERECTION.
Now I just need to find some hot hunnies to use as furniture.
Some of my Cali crew need to come out... I haven't caused mischeif in quite some time and it's really getting to me.
Let's get trashed and blow some shit up.
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Miss USA loves the cock... I mean coke... - 1:43 PM 2/2/2007
Posted by Linux6Root on Friday, February 02 @ 15:43:15 CST (1183 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Fucking whores... the lot of 'em... all whores.
So, I'm at work trying to act kwazi-professional... I turn to CNN for some entertainment and end up reading yet another article about some goofy eyed pagent bimbo blowing a moose.
Here's the juice:
Cnn.com Reports: http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/01/people.taraconner.ap/index.html ...
"I didn't think I had an issue -- but I was willing to do anything to save my job. ... I've realized that I suffer from the disease of alcoholism and addiction," says Conner, who logged in 31 days at the Caron Foundation rehab center in Wernersville, Pennsylvania.
"I was an equality-opportunity (user) -- I would try anything once," Conner, 21, tells the magazine in its February 12 issue.
In her interview in People magazine, her first since leaving treatment, Conner admits that she's dabbled in cocaine.
"Cocaine was one of the drugs that I did use," she says. "It's hard to look back at that."
Alcohol, though, was her biggest vice.
"I'm an alcoholic. It was a craving thing -- once I put it in my body, I would start craving more," says Conner, who notes she drank heavily but wasn't "getting sloppy drunk and dancing on tables."
As for reports that her wild ways also included promiscuity, she says, "I would talk to more than one guy at once -- it doesn't mean that I was sexually active with every one of these people."
...
What the fuck is wrong with this world? Miss USA snorts crack and makes out with Miss Neveda in a bar while underage and keeps her crown... Miss UK runs for Miss World, blows one of the judges and is dethroned.
WTF?
Fucking slut.
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Man, I'm such a dick sometimes... - 4:34 PM 10/30/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Monday, October 30 @ 18:33:33 CST (888 reads)
Topic
| A fun Kristi conversation...
It's been 3 or so months since I last talked to christi...
[15:55] KKtheBabe05: are you bored?
[15:56] Linux6Root: Suppose so.
[15:56] Linux6Root: Sup.
[15:56] KKtheBabe05: want to kill someone for me?
[15:56] Linux6Root: What now?
[15:56] KKtheBabe05: ex bf...like always
[15:56] KKtheBabe05: pete ramirez's little brother..have at him
[15:56] Linux6Root: Aren't you dating some guy?
[15:56] KKtheBabe05: kinda sorta
[15:57] Linux6Root: I thought you were in love with some guy?
[15:57] KKtheBabe05: yeah but i think a killing would be better coming from you
[15:57] KKtheBabe05: besides, he's in humboldt at the moment
[15:57] Linux6Root: Love and death, wee bit of a difference.
[15:58] KKtheBabe05: what do you mean
[15:58] KKtheBabe05: you're killing the ex, i could care less about him
[15:58] Linux6Root: You say besides... like that's a huge chunk of why you guys aren't together.
[15:59] KKtheBabe05: what i'm saying is he cant kill rhine because he's 6 hrs away
[15:59] Linux6Root: Oh, ok.
[15:59] Linux6Root: I'm so confused.
[15:59] Linux6Root: I though rhine was the guy you were just dating.
[15:59] KKtheBabe05: no fuck that guy
[15:59] KKtheBabe05: he was the guy i was with for a year
[16:00] Linux6Root: Dude, you need your own magazine... I can't keep up with this shit.
[16:00] KKtheBabe05: lol this has been going on since may!
[16:00] KKtheBabe05: rhine even went to your birthday party
[16:00] Linux6Root: I must have missed mays issue.
[16:00] KKtheBabe05: must have..
[16:00] KKtheBabe05: june was full of even more drama though
[16:00] Linux6Root: New and improved huh?
[16:00] KKtheBabe05: thats when he started changing my passwords to everything online and harassing me for the gifts he gave me
[16:01] KKtheBabe05: yeah
[16:01] Linux6Root: Haha that's funny.
[16:01] KKtheBabe05: special edition issue
[16:01] KKtheBabe05: yeah..
[16:01] Linux6Root: What a loser...
[16:01] Linux6Root: Nice pick.
[16:01] KKtheBabe05: and now he just posted on my live journal that i havent used in like 2+ years
[16:01] KKtheBabe05: i think closer to 3 yrs
[16:02] KKtheBabe05: he broke in to it and posted like it was me saying how "well i didnt exactly cheat on rhine but i did go behind his back falling for alexander and im such a moron and i cant believe i left rhine for him"
[16:02] Linux6Root: Hahaha, say anything funny? Like "I'm a skank." or "I think I've been impregnated by naughty by nature." ?
[16:02] KKtheBabe05: no, i was surprised actually
[16:02] Linux6Root: Bleh, so not as fun as my post would have been.
[16:02] KKtheBabe05: no
[16:04] Linux6Root: Dude, wtf! I hate ugly chicks on my space that put "beautiful" or "cute" or "sexy" or "bangin17yearold" or things like that in their screen name.
[16:04] Linux6Root: There should be a policy against that.
[16:04] KKtheBabe05: random
[16:04] KKtheBabe05: brb
[16:04] *** "KKtheBabe05" signed off at Mon Oct 30 16:04:42 2006.
[16:05] *** "KKtheBabe05" signed on at Mon Oct 30 16:05:33 2006.
[16:06] Linux6Root: That and if you're hot, you can't have your profile on private... Dude, you just closed the door on me. I was talking about subjects from my up and comming November issue. With fun experiments like, "just how cold does it need to be to make a nipple perk?" and "how young does the santa clause role playing become a legal issue?"
[16:06] KKtheBabe05: LOL!!!!!
[16:06] KKtheBabe05: i know, i dont get the whole private thing either, hot or not..
[16:07] KKtheBabe05: i want a good laugh if they're not.
[16:08] Linux6Root: I always send chicks with their myspace set to private mean messages. Like "Hey I'll bet you're hot... Shame you're such a bitch and won't share the goods."
[16:08] KKtheBabe05: lol!
[16:09] KKtheBabe05: but wait, you cant message with someone set to private
[16:09] Linux6Root: Silly women.
[16:09] Linux6Root: I can do whatever I want to... Who made you the ruler of my cyber world?
[16:09] KKtheBabe05: then fuck his shit up
[16:09] KKtheBabe05: hack into it or something
[16:09] Linux6Root: No woman sha'll ever man my castle.
[16:10] Linux6Root: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=47789449&imageID=1316511804
[16:10] Linux6Root: OMG... opposite's waaaay attract.
[16:10] KKtheBabe05: lol
[16:11] Linux6Root: Looks like half an oreo.
[16:11] KKtheBabe05: please have fun with his page
[16:11] KKtheBabe05: lol that our niuckname
[16:11] KKtheBabe05: the old prez is black and we always said i was the cream filling
[16:12] Linux6Root: You're president was black? What kind of organization has a black president? Oh man, if the voters only knew... you'd be done for.
[16:12] KKtheBabe05: lol
[16:12] Linux6Root: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=47789449&imageID=1288312462
[16:13] Linux6Root: I know how you girls in that picture could make some extra cash... well, except the fat one in the back.
[16:14] KKtheBabe05: lol
[16:14] Linux6Root: Haha, you're friend Kristine has that kinda scary hot...
[16:15] Linux6Root: Like you first see her and you're like "Gaaah, oh my god, what the fuck..." then you look some more and your like "well maybe, maybe if I just fixed her teeth, maybe she'd be hot."
[16:16] KKtheBabe05: LOL
[16:16] KKtheBabe05: you're cruel!
[16:16] Linux6Root: And you turn into some sort of claymation creator... until you figure out that, um know, you're crazy and she's really just ugly.
[16:16] KKtheBabe05: haha
[16:16] Linux6Root: Cruel, evil even, but eh, I'm honest.
[16:16] KKtheBabe05: she's pretty if you dont look at her face, and change her teeth, and hair, and, wait..the whole thing
[16:17] KKtheBabe05: yeah dand i love it, as long as i'm on your good side
[16:17] Linux6Root: Exactry.
[16:17] Linux6Root: Seriously though, back to the first question... Yeah, bored, very bored.
[16:18] KKtheBabe05: so fuck his shit up
[16:18] KKtheBabe05: you know you get sick pleasure out of it
[16:18] Linux6Root: Why would I want to fuck with some guy you were sleeping with... I wasn't getting any ass... hardly seems fair.
[16:18] Linux6Root: And everyone knows I'm all about fair.
[16:19] Linux6Root: I would prefer to fuck with random people I don't know.
[16:19] KKtheBabe05: he is random though
[16:20] Linux6Root: For example... in the cafeteria down stairs at work today... I unrolled a newspaper with 3 co-workers... filled it with salt, then rolled it back up... the point, you ask... the point is, some guy is now blind or at the very least covered in salt, simply because of random selection.
[16:20] Linux6Root: Makes my day better.
[16:21] KKtheBabe05: LOL!
[16:21] Linux6Root: And yeah, I think I would bang kristine... but only if I could knock out her top teeth.
[16:21] KKtheBabe05: LOL
[16:21] KKtheBabe05: or put a bag over her head
[16:21] KKtheBabe05: you fuckin crack me up
[16:21] Linux6Root: Nope, bags are so highschool... I'm in the pros now... we just hit them in the face.
[16:22] KKtheBabe05: hahahha
[16:22] KKtheBabe05: what are you doing saturday?
[16:22] Linux6Root: Am when they cry and go "what the fuck?" we simply reply "um, hello, you're ugly."
[16:22] KKtheBabe05: ahhh ahhahahahha!
[16:22] Linux6Root: Working at the club in the evening I am sure.
[16:24] KKtheBabe05: damn
[16:24] Linux6Root: Why?
[16:25] KKtheBabe05: i'm in a wedding, and i thought you'd be a fun date
[16:25] Linux6Root: If you're in a wedding aren't you like paired in with some dude?
[16:25] KKtheBabe05: yeah but that doesnt mean he's my date
[16:26] KKtheBabe05: there's a reception after dduuuuhhhh
[16:26] KKtheBabe05: you didnt have to go to the ceremony
[16:26] Linux6Root: And if you're in a dress I'd be staring at your yabbos the whole time...
[16:26] KKtheBabe05: most of the guys have gfs
[16:26] Linux6Root: So I would be like the wedding date stunt double?
[16:26] Linux6Root: That's kinda cool.
[16:26] KKtheBabe05: lol
[16:26] KKtheBabe05: if you want to look at it like that, sure
[16:26] KKtheBabe05: but its hella short notice and you have plans
[16:27] Linux6Root: Could I get really drunk and yell obscenities at the guests...? Or is this like important?
[16:27] KKtheBabe05: its important
[16:27] KKtheBabe05: lol
[16:27] Linux6Root: Oh, well that's no fun.
[16:27] KKtheBabe05: its half philippino..
[16:27] KKtheBabe05: hella strict people
[16:27] KKtheBabe05: i know
[16:27] Linux6Root: Um don't they eat dog and the like?
[16:27] Linux6Root: Or is that just Koreans?
[16:27] KKtheBabe05: haha i dont know!
[16:28] KKtheBabe05: i think fiji people do too
[16:28] KKtheBabe05: but i have to go to rehersal
[16:28] KKtheBabe05: i'll talk to you later matt!!
[16:28] Linux6Root: Seriously, how strict can you be if you eat pets?
[16:28] Linux6Root: Ok killer, have fun.
[16:28] KKtheBabe05: bye!
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Craigslist reply... - 10:29 AM 10/19/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Thursday, October 19 @ 12:30:32 CDT (1132 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Sweet, I got the first reponse to the craigslist add below...
| From: "Megan Brown" |
To: I_buy_shoes02@hotmail.com
Subject: Your post
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:32:02 -0500
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the same thing. wink
Keeping this short and sweet right now, Im on my way out but I wanted to see
if you're interested in a little NSA fun.
If ya want to check me out, I have a profile and pics at
http://profiles.yahoo.com/sanfransassy69 Lets try and chat soon, and see if
we can maybe set something up for the weekend.
Bye.
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I'm fucking gay... - 5:41 PM 10/12/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Thursday, October 12 @ 20:20:06 CDT (917 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| So, it's been a while... I'm significantly less angry than I have been in the past... All though, I'm pretty sure that's in a large part related to the fact that I get paid to hurt people now or perhaps it's related to my Jamaican rage control prescription. But, yeah, I'm soooo not violent.
I would like to announce that So, I Rant... is back, officially. I plan to run the site more along the lines of a blog, or perhaps on really intoxicted days, a video blog.
I begin today with a story of just how fucking emo I really am.
I collect shit, nothing of importance, just shit... Random computers, pictures, books, trash, what ever... My house is cluttered with shit. For 3 long years I have been cleaning this hell whole a little bit at time. So, today, I got motivated... I started cleaning the lab. So far I've found binders of freshman highschool papers, pictures from the 80's in Hawaii, and a lot of super cool gadgets. But a letter I found in one of my piles o' shit, hit home pretty hard.
Three years old, from a very close friend of mine... It reads:
"Despite my numerous attempts to convince myself that there are reasons beyond my understanding for my existence, I can't stop but feel that I am just another operand in the earth's network of people. How drammatically would this earth change should my pulse stop at this very second? There will be a brief period of mourning by a few; after which a substitute will be brought in to replace me - as a child, as a brother, as a friend... as a person. Life would go on, business as usual. Nothing would change except for my life. Is it worth it?"
In my life I have done many great things... I've been a brother, a son, a lover and a friend. I found and read many random love letters from some of my ex's today, Annie mainly, but also Ashley and Stephanie. I feel now that I have risen above them, I'm better. Oh and I found nudie pics of all of them... (That's really all I wanted to say).
So, when you see me on the street grabbing my balls with the pride of 1000 men, know that I, Mattimus am the king of my fucking domain. I'm not sorry for the things I have done and the things I will do. If I've hurt you in the past, tough shit, you've hurt me too I'm sure.
Yeah buddy, it's fucking worth it.
One Love,
Mattimus Rex
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Dodge... - 1:26 PM 5/26/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Friday, May 26 @ 15:33:54 CDT (1747 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| So, I just got a call from the Dodge dealership... Apparently I dropped the tranny.
So far, they've pulled 8 pounds of scrap metal out of the pan.
I grabbed the RAM by the horns and I fucked him right up the ass.
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For the love of christ... - 6:23 AM 5/5/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Friday, May 05 @ 08:35:48 CDT (1573 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| My neighbor is a cunt... So much so she caused me to trip out and have a wierd ass dream about my ex-girlfriend Stephanie... and um, she was hot. Of course she had kool-aide red hair and looked totally different...
My neighbor is literally driving me crazy, but more on that later when I can use my friendly vocabulary without getting fired.
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Whores... - 3:59 PM 3/17/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Friday, March 17 @ 18:01:39 CST (799 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| This one is going to choke some people up...
I've come to the conclusion all women are sluts... Well, I suppose I haven't met every woman. But, most. Is nothing sacred to you women anymore? Is sucking a dick a chore these days? What the fuck has gotten into you women to give the want, nay the need for cum like crack? I don't get it.
Is this what it becomes when you think you're all grown up, blow and tell? I remember when pussy was worth the effort. Ah man, gettin some ass used to be like winning the lottery. (No, not the Nebraska lottery where the fuckers split it 8 ways). Pussy of yesteryear was like the gold at the end of the rainbow, you kept trying and trying to get it, but you couldn't... once you caught that little fucking leprechaun you fucked the shit of it though.
Now, on the same not... I absolutely condone premarital sex. I simply ask that women, treasure your vaginas like we do.
Being a whore gets you nowhere but on your knees with a cock in your ass.
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Purty Colors Quiz... - 12:14 PM 3/14/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Tuesday, March 14 @ 14:17:53 CST (1381 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Here's some random myspace fun.
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Of course... I'm pretty fucking anti-person. Well, that and I don't like it when people act like cunts.
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper?
Crasin' asian jason mcgee. He snap rike bruce ree. Kick you in the peepee. Let him be, trust me.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Lots of objects. Including, but not limited to a knife and a pair of scissors. But it was all about friendship. Because real friends catch the scissors rather than taking them to the face like a little bitch then crying about it. I do vaguely recal; throwing a hammer.... a couple of times.
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?
Nay, red is gay.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream?
I prefer to grab the infacturer (yes, that would be my word for the dumbass that hath infractioned against my rules-th) then, I kick them in the culo.
Orange: Excitement
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party?
Yup, it was actually pretty awesome, ooh then another girlfriend dumped me on my birthday... which turned out to be a better suprise party. Eh what a bitch.
2. Are you easily excited?
If it involves things touching my penis, well, c'mon man, who doesn't get easily excited?
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
Tomorrow, I'm going to get up at 3 am, then come to work. It's going to fucking rule, just like every other day of my life. There is the random off chance that I could find out tomorrow that I am pregnant, which would make it a fucking fiesta.
4. Which of your friends is most exciteable?
Women Scott dates... The are distracted by shiney things and penis'. I have shiney things and a weno, cometh find me crazy sweet woman.
5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?
I would think to myself "Holy shit I just one a million dollars. Now I don't have to sell my kidney." But then I would probably sell my kidney anyways, because what's a million if you could have more than a million? Beat that logic Mr. Myspace Quiz Maker.
6. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
Probably some maple leaf ass, i've seriously been seeing a lot of cute canadians lately. It's would be like humping a moose or better yet an eskimo. Eh, I'm totaly kidding, everyone knows Canada can't do anything right.
Yellow: Self Discovery
1. Full Name?
Mattimus S Preston
2. Where were you born?
From vagina in Honolulu.
3.Whats your main goal in life?
Total world domination would be nice, but it's moving a little slower than expected. I plan to marry a woman, because men are well men and pretty much still largely illegal to marry... Please disregard that bit. Anywho, marry a woman, then knock her up big time. I'm talking like 42 little Matts running around the neighborhood. I figure by the time Mattimus S Preston II has the block under his control, Mattimus S Preston III - Mattimus S Preston XXXXII will be ready to hatch my evil world conquering plan. It will be glorious. 43 giant corn fed Kim Jong Ils.
4. Do you want to have children?
Want? Nay I say you. However they are need for my plan, see above.
5. How do you want to die?
I'd like to be struck by a train. A train always sounded nice. Wait a minute, fuck a train. I want to duel with Zeus and I want to be struck down in a blazing flame of glory in front of Jesus and the rest of the crew from the block.
Green: Opinions
1. Sex before marriage?
I feel the express need to plead the 5th, although I don't think it will get me far. Fucking narcs.
2. Gay Marriage?
Is for homos.
3. Lowering the drinking age?
If we are going to lower some other laws, I'm all for it.
4. Capital Punishment?
Fuck Tookie.
5. Abortion?
Not really my decision to make. I personally feel it is entirely up to the woMAN. (I fucking kill me).
6. Recycling?
I think since China is always bragging about how efficient they are, we should establish yet another trade. We will trade them or recylced products for their babies. Seeing how Mr. Chow, somehow can keep his Mr. Wang in his pants. With the babies we obtain from China, I think we should make them all learn how to speak Japanese (when they grow up we won't be able to tell the difference anywho) and we give them jobs as hibachi cooks at every major food chain in American. McDonalds is cool, but killer samarai ninja hibachi McDonalds is sooo much fucking cooler. Which is why, you should vote Matt for Pres.
Blue: Dreams
1. What was your latest dream?
I truely believe I can fly. Like a giant sexy fucking hippo gliding through the air.
2. Which of your friends do you dream about the most?
The ones with boobs. Yabbos, me, and dreaming about yabbos, tend to all get along just fine. So, with that, I declare, if you have breastimus maximus, I've probably had a dream or 10 about them. Think I'm a perv if you may, but ask yourself "Who doesn't like boobs?" That's right, you've got a soft spot for boobies like Mr. Jackson has for little boys.
3. Have any of your dreams come true?
I have yet to try to fly due to a severe fear of heights and personal injury. I have however, made a few other people fly without the use of props, such as wings.
4. Do you usually remember your dreams?
Sure, but they are are sorts of fucking whack. Then I look back and think "wow big man, you're fucking crazy." But, I know, it's not me that's crazy it's the sandman.
5. What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?
It involves Jesus, a moose, a set of spinergy rims, a TREK y33, and some other funky shit. Let's just say I woke up the summer of my 8th grade very upset that Jesus hadn't actually made a magic moose give birth to such a sweet bike. Leave it to Jesus and his trickery to ruin my morning. Ooooh "Leave it to Jesus" that would have been an awesome show.
Purple: Love
1. Straight, Gay, Bi?
I work my forearms out for fear my wrist may go limp if I don't. Eww.
2. Do you have a Bf/Gf?
Nay. But I do have a friend in Jesus.
3. Do you have a crush?
That was the pimpest soda ever. Orange crush. Sure though, who doesn't.
4. Who is the best "hugger" that you know?
So, when I read hugger, my mind replaced it with another word. I stopped, laughed and thought, that's not nice.
5. Do you believe in Love at first sight?
I guess if the woman is nucking futs. Sure.
6. Have you ever been in love?
I believe love is unconditional... Have I told a girl I love her and meant it, absolutely. Was I fucked on that one, absoultely. End result is, it's all good because life is too short. Plus she'll be in hell with me, so I'll fuck her up then.
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Myspace... - 7:28 PM 1/21/2006
Posted by Linux6Root on Saturday, January 21 @ 21:32:03 CST (824 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Fucking priceless... Found this on myspace while clicking aimlessly...
I call this one, EYE PATCH.
Man I would have loved to bring home a pirate as my homecoming date.
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Today = Homo - 10:50 AM 12/18/2005
Posted by Linux6Root on Sunday, December 18 @ 12:50:34 CST (754 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Today is going to suck and suck hard it will.
Started this morning finding old pictures of an exgirlfriend (Yeah that one sucked.). Headed to funeral in a little bit, then a graduation party with some people at times I struggle not to strangle.
Seriously fucking gay man.
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Viva la revolution, kill whitey! - 4:13 PM 12/14/2005
Posted by Linux6Root on Wednesday, December 14 @ 18:19:49 CST (1270 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Holy Black Hitler!
Ok, so, watch the video on the first link, then if you are still interested in this idiot's ideas, read the second two links.
Video - http://www.theworstsite.com/?id=800952381
His statement after the video - http://www.blacknificent.com/THEOFFICIALANDONLYSTATEMENT.pdf
His self profile - http://www.blacknificent.com/QandA.pdf (he rambles on and on about being a vegan and contradicts himself routinely).
My email to him, as a 'White-Nigger.'
Doctor Kambon,
How you call yourself educated by considering yourself a doctorate in anything other than mere fiction is beyond me. You are nothing but a common day Adolph Hitler. You are now, as much a hypocrite as he was... You ramble on aimlessly about injustices to your people yet have no hesitation to demean another ethnicity. What makes you an 'Afrikan' obviously not an African-American, so special? What have you given back to humanity that holds you and your self acclaimed 'people' so much higher than anyone of Caucasian decent?
If anyone needs to be exterminated, it's people of your belief, regardless of skin color or upbringing. It's people with a warped self absorbed view on other ethnicities, ultimately other lives, doctor.
You are a social bottom feeder, someone that apparently refuses to evolve. There is no doubt that your 'people' have suffered many injustices. I'm NOT sorry for that. I, had no impact on any of that, I'm merely 22 years old. I am, however, sorry that society has apparently fallen on deaf ears and blind eyes with you. Your have done, again, your own 'people' an injustice, people you should idolize, Martin Luther King JR, Malcolm X, Rosa Parks. People have fought for your rights, not just blacks either doctor. People have given their lives and had legacies following them for an equal society.
For you to sit on your pedestal and say the proposed goal of the 'black' man should be to exterminate white men, because white men are 'niggers' is simply idiotic. You bring us down; you pollute the airwaves with your inflated bullshit. Do you honestly think anyone of circumstance would listen to you protest that your race is superior to another and that our goal as a people should be to exterminate anyone inferior? This is not the 1940's Furchtloser Führer. You are nothing but a Neo-Nazi.
I recall you using cigarettes to demonstrate a means of 'whitey's' attack. Surely you must know as such a prestigious doctor, that smoking although mildly addictive is done in free will. If your 'Afrikan' brothers choose to smoke tobacco, ganja, or anything else of their picking, that is their fault, not ours, not yours. It's proven fact Africa has it's own issues, Cot abuse and so on.
You accuse us, the white man, of sabotaging your youth, putting them into Special Education. Again, all I have is, "white man ain't got you down." Look at Nelson Mandela, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, Ray Charles, Rosa Parks, Marcus Garvey, the list goes on... Some black inventors, http://www.swagga.com/inventors.htm . You, are certainly not helping yourself or your people by foaming at the mouth on national television.
I googled the phrase 'successful blacks' here's one of the first replies. I encourage you to read it. It's a black man's perspective. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/101606873.html
Nazi's had the Swastika, doctor. What's your symbol going to be Umoja, for unity?
I implore you to post this email on your site, post the other emails you are surely getting, hell start a forum... Stop cowering in corner.
Imbecile.
All my love,
Mattimus Rex
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MySpace Fun... - 9:43 PM 11/14/2005
Posted by Linux6Root on Monday, November 14 @ 23:43:14 CST (1776 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Quizigizzle to live by. Uh huh it's the OG of quizes.
1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name? Rosie Palm.
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? Turd cake brown.
3. What are you listening to right now? Akon, why? Because I like to get down with the congo beats ever now and then. Whoopty whoop.
4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 4870 or 7039 or 1275 or 1100 or I could keep going if you like...
5. What was the last thing you ate? My Guinea pig, she didn't like it too much.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Flaming fuscia, yeah, because homos need colors too and well, to be honest if I am reincarnated into a crayon, I'm pretty much fucked already.
7. How is the weather right now? Pizza. Yes, that's right, the weather is fucking pizza.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The Jim.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I'd like to say her smile, but my mama aint raise no liar.
10. Favorite type of Food? Beer. I would eat beer puffs for breakfast if the had 'em.
11. Do you drink? Only between breathes.
12. Do you smoke? Only when I breathe.
13. Ever got so drunk you don't remember what you did? Woke up naked in another city... so yeah, But I was able to retrace my steps pretty good. Or, so I think.
15. Eye color? Blue.
16. Do you wear contacts? No.
17. Favorite Holiday? International Day O' Mattigan. Yeah, it's new this year, the premise is the ladies shall the the Matt on March 4th.
18. Favorite Month? The one where that Christ fella was born, because I always get cool shit on his birthday.
19. Pepsi or Coke? Drinking pepsi right now, but I prefer coke.
20. What was the last movie you watched? Jarhead.
21. Favorite Day of the Year? Christmas.
22. Are u too shy to ask someone out? I holla at bitches like no bodies business. But have it be known, being 6'8" chasing bitches with a mohawk in a dark parking lot doesn't always work so well.
23. If you can say something to someone right now what would it be? I'm sorry, I love you, I don't know what I was thinking, the goat never meant a thing to me. Please take me back.
24. Tits or Ass? If I could combine both of them into some sort of ball o' fun I would be a fucking millionaire.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Segragation is baaad... Swirly-do.
26. Do you want your friends to respond? I want my friends to go buy every banana they can find then drive around town banana-ing people. But I doubt they will, none of them are that cool. T'would be awesome hearing the 11 O'Clock news "43 dead... It all began with what could only be described as a banana prank in a small Northern California town. You could be next..."
27. Who is most likely to respond? Still got my fingers crossed for Jesus.
28. Who is least likely to respond? That fucker Abdul.
29. Car or Truck? Tres Truckos.
30. Tattoos? Working on it.
31. Favorite Movie? The Notebook and Cruel Intentions. Yes I know, I got some gina in my blood.
32. Favorite football Team? Football is gay.
33.What were you doing before this? Something pointless.
34. Any pets? Dog and Guinea Pig.
35. AIM? Only when I am AIMed at!
36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? The penis in the popcorn trick is my favorite.
37. Dogs or cats? Dogs. Cats make for good hunting though, fast fuckers.
38. Favorite Drink? Water.
39. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Heh heh, pick a time. Pick a pleasure.
40. Fantasy? I'm pretty twisted dude.
41. Favorite girl feature? Hair is a big one for me. Preferably on the head not the asshole.
42. Who would you like to see right now? Again, Jesus... That cracker and I would have a crazy debate.
43. Are you still friends with your exes?? Only the ones I haven't killed.
44. Have you ever fired a gun? 3 times a week.
45. Do you like to travel by plane? Only when flying, takes way to long to taxi that biatch there.
46. Right handed or left? I'm an ambi-jerker. Quite talented in fact.
47. If you could be somewhere where would it be? Anywhere but California, my grandmother or Lucifer as I prefer to call her is coming to town to grace us with her presence on Wednesday. Should be fun though she is still mad from like two years ago when I told her to fuck herself. Yeah, I said it. She soooo deserved it, she's a heartless old fucker.
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? One for my head, three for my penis.
49. What is your sign? No parking.
50. How's life? Everyone always has a complaint... Life's a sneaky little fucker huh?
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God knows... - 8:18 PM 11/14/2005
Posted by Linux6Root on Monday, November 14 @ 22:20:23 CST (907 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| The righteous man says I am going to hell.
It's going to be a pretty fucking wild party though.
Oddly enough 'God' also gave me a middle finger, nay, two of them.
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Date Website Segragation - 10:58 AM 11/9/2005
Posted by Linux6Root on Wednesday, November 09 @ 12:57:48 CST (701 reads)
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I plan to post an add:
"Big Honky looking for jungle love."
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IPODs don't float - 4:38 PM 11/4/2005
Posted by Linux6Root on Friday, November 04 @ 18:43:54 CST (689 reads)
Topic Rants - Fucked up stories of life...
| Today I learned a valuable lesson... Not all plastics float, like some of you may think.
I conducted an experiment today to prove this theory.
The experiment consists of:
1 - Truck
1 - 60GB Photo IPOD (yeah the almost 600$ one)
1 - Giant cup O' water
1 - Lead foot
Place the IPOD ever so carefully on the dash. Place the Cup O' Water in the cup holder. Apply lead foot to gas in truck. Then, sit back and observe the IPOD become airborne and leap ever so perfectly into your big fucking Cup O' Water and then observe the IPOD as it learns that it can not swim and drowns...to death.
Swimming IPOD = Sad IPOD
I love you IPOD, rest in peace.
Pictures:
IPOD 1
IPOD 2
IPOD 3
IPOD 4
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